♀ Рλ§ịǿл Kґімﯼ☼Ŋ ♂
Feb. 4th, 2013
Nov. 17th, 2007
Feb. 2nd, 2007
04:29 pm - Me... dealer??? Naaahh..
Drug Dealers Vs. Geeks
Jan. 25th, 2007
08:00 pm - Chew on it...
How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America ?
Jan. 21st, 2007
04:47 pm - Subject: 10 Things to Ponder
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN THE NEW YEAR:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."
Nov. 7th, 2006
08:24 pm - Riiight...
|Elect Ja Lacaob!|
I did not have sexual relations with that muppet
|'What will your campaign slogan be?' at QuizGalaxy.com|
Even the randomizer shits know. WTH!?
Oct. 16th, 2006
12:30 am - Old Women-
I've had an aversion for old ladies, and I can explain why if I need. For now I just want to let the world know I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
It's bad enough that I already thought they were devils incarnate... their purses are typically loaded with bricks or some other shit. This one just comes right out in the open with her terrifying weaponry. This shouldn't be allowed.