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Nov. 17th, 2007

08:41 pm - Kasurian Ja

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Current Music: art, picture

Feb. 2nd, 2007

04:29 pm - Me... dealer??? Naaahh..

Drug Dealers Vs. Geeks




Drug Dealers Software Developers
Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users"
"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
Have important Asian connections. Have important Asian connections.
Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"
Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product. Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent products.
Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes. Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers.
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
Product causes unhealthy addictions DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...
Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! DAMN!!!



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Jan. 25th, 2007

08:00 pm - Chew on it...

How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America ?

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Jan. 21st, 2007

04:47 pm - Subject: 10 Things to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN THE NEW YEAR:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."

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Nov. 7th, 2006

08:24 pm - Riiight...


Elect Ja Lacaob!
QuizGalaxy.com

I did not have sexual relations with that muppet
'What will your campaign slogan be?' at QuizGalaxy.com



Even the randomizer shits know. WTH!?

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Oct. 16th, 2006

12:30 am - Old Women-

I've had an aversion for old ladies, and I can explain why if I need. For now I just want to let the world know I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19930

It's bad enough that I already thought they were devils incarnate... their purses are typically loaded with bricks or some other shit. This one just comes right out in the open with her terrifying weaponry. This shouldn't be allowed.

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