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10:59 am

09:19 am - Sapphire Eyes

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12:30 pm - Trick Or Treat

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
JaLacaob goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Doctor Love.
amazingadrian tricks you! You get a wet rag.
andrewmccloud gives you 7 softly glowing apple-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
basil_cooper tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
cheroki tricks you! You get a dead frog.
dailna tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
haniel_lemur gives you 16 red-orange coffee-flavoured nuggets.
raymond_hark gives you 1 blue orange-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
sankinator tricks you! You lose 11 pieces of candy!
savar_nesyev tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
selina_fox gives you 17 teal peach-flavoured gumdrops.
JaLacaob ends up with 22 pieces of candy, a wet rag, a dead frog, and a toothbrush.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

12:45 pm - Eight bad reasons to have sex

Eight bad reasons to have sex

However, sometimes a lady finds herself doing all the right things for all the wrong reasons. That's what we're here to cover. So if you find yourself in any of the following situations, please extricate yourself as quickly as possible:

Revenge: The most popular very-wrong reason to have sex, revenge sex never ends well.

Hooking up with his best friend because you're angry at your boyfriend will get you nowhere. If you do manage to break up their friendship, then you're stuck with an untrustworthy dude (if he did it to him, he'll do it to you).

Even worse, there's always the (strong) possibility that he went right back and told his buddy and the two of them are now comparing notes over high-fives and hot wings.

Ego gratification: You must be fine if that scorching hot bartender took you home. Or not. Men have been known to do some unsavory things for physical gratification. The fact that he's willing and able doesn't say squat about your appeal.

Appliance envy: Your roommate "doesn't believe" in air conditioning. You can't afford premium cable and are addicted to "Weeds." You're desperate to try out Wii Fit. All of these desires are perfectly rational.

However, they are absolutely not worth the price of waking up next to someone you otherwise cannot stand. (Well, except for the AC, but that's only if it's above 100 Fahrenheit.)

Weight loss: Yes, you may have read those women's magazine articles about how being physically intimate can help you shed pounds. However, a 120-pound woman burns only 57 calories during 15 minutes of sex. That's less than half a Hostess Ho-Ho. The sweat could do nice things for your skin, but your waist will remain the same size.

Clarity: Ever since you were nine years old and saw that topless Kate Moss Calvin Klein ad, you've had a hunch you were same-sex oriented.

Unfortunately, the thought of sharing this with anyone scares you, so you get yourself a boyfriend. But you can't stop thinking about that ad....

Mercy: Empathy for a sad soul is one thing; holding an intimate pity party is quite another. Oh, and you know that saying, "no good deed goes unpunished?" It goes triple in this instance. Misery loves company -- good luck getting him out of your apartment.

Quid pro quo: I'm not knocking or talking about the sex professionals out there -- this is for the amateurs among us. Just because he bought you a lobster doesn't mean you need to give up dessert. Catch my drift?

Fame by association: He's famous, you want to be. Contrary to what you might've surmised from that old Pamela Des Barres book, "I'm With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie," fame is not transmissible through intimate contact. However, lots of other things are, so watch out.

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05:28 pm - Muah ha~

That is all.

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05:50 pm - New Pic

Uploading a new pic that was done at work... this is Ja, sorry, not Miley. Working on the Miley thing, I swear.

And there's a -reason- this came first. You'll see. ( Photo back here! )

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10:14 am - Huh.

Well, fuck me. Andy just pointed out it's Ja's ooc birthday, today.. which makes him... eleven years old?

>.o Cripes. That makes -me- feel doubly old. Bastard.

I've been up since midnight and didn't notice. Apparently the phrase 'July 10th' hasn't entered my vocabulary for some reason. I didn't type any orders that needed clarification after midnight, anyway. Huh.

In memory, here's the -first ever- drawn image of him that I vividly recall drawing during French 101. It was some time after I started playing him, but.. nonetheless, first pic of him. And there's about 150+ that follow, and you can gradually watch my art improve.



Going to bed, now! e.e

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08:03 am - OOC Condo Map: Round 2

So here's the 'nearly' completed map. It's something I can do at work, thus all the detail. *shrug*

-- Coon and Wasi's room don't have any changes because I'm not sure 'where' any of those items are. Feel free to hit me up, Adrian.
-- Everyone: If there's anything I missed that you want me to include, let me know, or anything you want added/edited.

( Map and Desc's Behind Cut )

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01:25 am - Guuuuys...

I need everyone in my network to ask everyone in their network for PHP hackers. I'll explain later. Hook me up?

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09:13 pm - Hey Shiro

I came on about 9 pm, my time. Sorry. Xao and I were cleaning and getting a lot of goals on the checklist done. So I apologize, however, know that we were doing important life functions and doing things that are worthwhile and not just fucking off on you.

Let me know when you're available, again. I just won't be on the 25th.

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12:27 pm - JW

Message me on AIM if you come around. I might not be paying attention to it.

*Has Difficult Game of Towers to conquer and/or art for a coworker!*

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05:32 pm - Yarr

I need a nap. If I'm not up by 9 pacific start calling me. I'll set the alarm but we know that doesn't always work. I 'want' to be up at 8:30, but seeing it's already 5:30.....

Even if you let the phone ring and hang up I'll get the picture.

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02:45 pm - Repeat Meme

--Reposting this due to other users floating around, please take IC'ly?--

So.. If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? (After you check to see if your clothes are still on or not.)

[now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be]

Yadada?

~Fin

02:43 pm - Hmm.. more red than white?

(( Mind you.. this is from the character perspective of characters of said users or the character if an LJ is specific to one..) ))

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 20 friends, percentages you have:
met		80%
hugged		80%
dated		60%
kissed		60%
seen shirtless		75%
seen naked		75%
had net sex		60%
made out with		50%
had oral sex		50%
fucked		60%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!

01:55 am - Yikes

Sorry, Coon.

Passed out like a little bitch. It happens on Mondays after PT, though. >.o

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06:55 am - Did it for Ja, too...

No joke, this is exactly what I got the first time on everything...

The Rules:

#1 Random Wiki first article on this page is the name of your band
#2 Random Quotes last four words of the very last quote is your Album Title
#3 Random Photo Third Picture, no matter what, is your Album Cover




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10:55 pm - Yarr.

Fine, I'll just repost it. It disappeared.




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10:12 pm - Merry Christmas 2007

Sorry about not adding everyone who added me, not that it makes a difference. Afterall, I don't lock my posts.

Behind the cut? ...actually, I don't feel like cutting it Christmas art!

I need to note a few things. I did this in about three to four hours total, I hate prisma colors, I had NO FUCKING GREY AT ALL, and my scanner here absolutely sucks ass. Know that. Thank you. Here's for the season, anyway.

08:41 pm - Kasurian Ja

( Picture of Ja.. )

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01:28 am - About Femanine "O"

Link

Here’s how to tell if your woman is faking it and what to do to MAKE SURE she NEVER fakes it with you.

1. Arm Yourself with the Facts: Why DO Women Fake It?

Well, for starters, here’s something that you and your lady friend may not know.
* About 2/3 of all women HAVE NOT had an orgasm while actually having sex.
* Most women find it easiest to reach climax when having their man perform oral sex on them. It’s a matter of geography. We women have a very sensitive little area known as the clitoris. In fact, that cute little pink part’s ONLY job is to bring us pleasure.

So, if you’re not spending any time giving your lady some serious oral loving, then there’s a good chance she knows she’s not going to climax and wants to spare your feelings. That and the fact that she may think there’s something wrong with her. She may even feel “pressure to come.” Hey, I didn’t say it was right, I’m just stating the facts.
* Another reason why she may fake the “O” is because she may have her own head in the way. For women, our minds are the biggest sex organ. So if she’s having a crappy day or is mad at you or feels insecure about the size of her butt, it could get in the way of letting go and letting “O”.
* But the number one reason most women fake orgasms is because their man isn’t quite doing it for them and they take the easy way out. Instead of having the scary conversation about how to float their boat, they just think, “Oh well, no “O” for me.”

Women DON’T want to hurt your feelings OR your ego, and the easiest way out of that situation is to lie about it and say, “Yeah, the earth moved for me too.”

Stupid? Yes. But acceptable? NO.

So, here’s what you need to know about a woman’s orgasm.
2. Know What to Look For. There are some tell tale signs that occur before a woman is about to climax.

Keep an eye for some of these physical changes in a woman’s body and they will let you know that your lady is close or is actually climaxing:
* Her muscles will start to tense up and her heart rate will increase.
* Her skin will flush and get warmer to the touch.
* Her nipples will become erect.
* Her clitoris and labia (the lips covering her vagina) will begin to swell and lubrication increases.
* Then the clitoris will begin to shorten and the labia color will deepen…
* And then her muscles will continue to tense up and then contract, sometimes spasming.

A woman’s orgasm can be short or long, big or small, one or several. It varies for each woman. And what worked for one girlfriend in the past may not work on the one in your bed right now.

Women are like snowflakes, no two “kitties” are alike, if you know what I mean.

But a word to the wise: While some of these signs may be obvious in most women, they are not always 100% law.

So, you ask, what’s the absolute best way to find out whether or not you’re really rocking her world?
3. Make SURE She Doesn’t Need To Fake an Orgasm!
* The best way is with your mouth… and I’m not JUST talking oral sex (well, that’s the second best way…)
* You need to actually ask her if what you’re doing is turning her on. The best lovers out there are not afraid to ask a woman what she likes… Does this feel good? Right HERE or higher? Do you like when I touch you like THIS? Do you like this faster? You know, that type of thing.
* It’s called building Sexual Trust. Let her know that you actually CARE if she’s pleasured, but that you’re not PRESSURING her to climax.

Chances are, if a woman has been faking it, it’s because she’s too embarrassed to ask for what she wants, thinks it will take too long (as the average woman takes about 20 minutes to achieve orgasm) or because she’s afraid your ego is going to be hurt if she doesn’t “hurry up and come.”

So take control of the situation and ask her what she likes. Work as a team. Good lovers can ask a woman if she climaxes easily through intercourse or prefers oral sex. And a great lover will work WITH her to learn how her body operates, PLUS keep an eye out for subtle cues like the change in her breathing, her muscles tightening, if she seems to really like what you’re doing…

(And here’s a hint: if she likes what you’re doing, KEEP DOING IT. Don’t stop, as we work well on momentum.)

Conversations about sex may seem uncomfortable and embarrassing, but once you have them, then you’re done and you won’t be uncomfortable again. Plus you’ll score big points for asking her what she desires. We women love that. You’ll end up having better sex because you were smart enough to put her needs first. And that might just give her the big “O” by itself.

Lora Somoza is a sex advice columnist and has written a book on better sex. Both can be found at www.blissinthebedroom.com.

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