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Created on 2006-08-29 00:59:07 (#11020227), last updated 2009-10-15

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Name:	jalacaob
Birthdate:	07-10

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Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought!
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about!
So put you hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Yes, I'm Siskel. Yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up!
You've had enough of two hand touch you want it rough! You're out of bounds!
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hashbrowns!
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time!!

Do it now!
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Do it again now!
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Get horny now!

Love; the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it!
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas,
but I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means 'Small Craft
Advisory'? So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship,
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip! So show me yours,
I'll show you mine "tool time" you'll Lovett just like
Lyle And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch 'X-files'!

Do it now!
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Do it again now!
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Get horny now... :)